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Sep 2, 2014 / 221,238 notes

forever-dirty-minded:

Let me be your:

7am morning fuck before you go to work

Midday text, letting you know that you’re on my mind

5pm cuddle after a long days work

11pm rough fuck as i pound away the frustrations of your day

2am soft whisper in your ear, as i tell you “i love you”

(via shantrinas)

Sep 2, 2014 / 1,488 notes

taint3ed:

niadidas:

vinebox:

After you finish watching Drumline & ya homboi ask you to give’em a beat.

Lmaoooo nigga so focused

LMAO I CAN’T

Sep 2, 2014 / 167,826 notes

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

(via assbutt-in-the-garrison)

Sep 1, 2014 / 93,277 notes
Sep 1, 2014 / 69,540 notes

FRIENDLY REMINDER FOR US COLLEGE-BOUND STUDENTS

howtogrowthefuckup:

SO HELP ME GOD YOU LITTLE SHITS BETTER USE FAFSA.GOV TO FILL OUT YOUR FUCKING FAFSA.

IF YOU PAY $88 TO FILE YOUR FAFSA AT FAFSA.COM, I WILL SMACK THE DUMB LOOK RIGHT OFF YOUR DAMN FACES. FAFSA.COM IS NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE US DEPARTMENT OF ED. THEY ARE BAD PEOPLE WHO WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY AND CHARGE YOU TO FILL OUT A FREE FORM.  A FREE FUCKING FORM. FREE IS THE FIRST WORD IN THE ACRONYM!

.GOV IS LOVE. .COM IS A PUTRID POOL OF FUCKERY.

-THE VERY ANGRY SUDDEN ADULT

(via black-canadian)

Sep 1, 2014 / 74,149 notes

vagiants:

Me: *before I take my first bite*

Mom: is it good?

(via ruinedchildhood)

Sep 1, 2014 / 55,079 notes

piplups:

when u post a selfie and nobody reblogs it image

(via black-canadian)

Sep 1, 2014 / 533,770 notes
Sep 1, 2014 / 218,548 notes

somefancyname:

somefancyname:

Things that should exist:

~magic
~time travel
~fictional characters
~superpowers
~talking pets
~magic potions

Things that shouldn’t exist:

~supremacy
~rape
~murder
~sexism
~homophobia
~racism

It is inspiring to know that over 1,000 people believe in the same ideology.

(via dirtypeasantpeen)

dekutree:

prestonhymas:

snail-monger:

awesomephilia:

Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)

I SCREAMED

this was the most stressful five seconds of my life

holy SHIT
Sep 1, 2014 / 157,726 notes

dekutree:

prestonhymas:

snail-monger:

awesomephilia:

Russian guy saves dog from imminent death (via)

I SCREAMED

this was the most stressful five seconds of my life

holy SHIT

(via oihcamac-kire)

Sep 1, 2014 / 742 notes
kids-porn:

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Sep 1, 2014 / 259 notes